Well, it’s official. I belong in California. Sitting here in Allen Park watching the beautiful girls and the drunken boys, I have concluded that I belong in the valley, sipping long islands as 4 beautiful maidens rub my back. Aah, the life. Please stay tuned for an updated resume as well as a plee to take me away from here. You might ask, “Don’t you just love your dot com job in Ann Arbor, MI?”. I would answer: they don’t pay me enough for what I do and I’ve asked for help 17 times. Why they don’t hire more programmers? I have no idea. Sigh. I think it’s time to institute AP Employment Rules for a successful job :)