Rules are as follows:

moonkhan knows everything
moonkhan is never wrong
do whatever moonkhan wants
don’t wake moonkhan up - ask miester instead
when addressing moonkhan, always begin with "moonkhan, you own me, …" and end with "thank you, moonkhan"

Rachel and I got back from Vegas yesterday. We had a great time and I’ll post pictures later this week.

Johnnie Bronto’s idea rocks - snipers in the movie theaters to take out ringing cell phone owners. I think we need to broaden the scope of that mission and install snipers in the ceilings of most public facilities. And cell phone rings are too restrictive - I was thinking along the lines of coughing without [...]

BOYCOTT joestump.net!!!
Joe put BANNER ADS on his blog! Who did this to my Jizo?? I want my old Jizo back!!
So another week without a subpoena from the RIAA has passed. The new Dido, Sting, Outkast, and John Mayer CDs are pretty decent with the Stinger being my fav of the bunch.
FFTA is a great game. [...]

FFTA is released tomorrow! I can’t wait! I thought it was Tuesday but I should be able to scam it tomorrow. Can’t wait!!!